
No one has ever complimented a television.
Yours sits there switched off — a black rectangle absorbing the corner of the room. This one gets noticed before anyone turns it on.
Furniture that happens to stream.
Most "retro" TVs are a plastic shell with a wood pattern printed on it. Hold one and you know in a second. This isn't that.
A cabinet, not a case
Real wood with real grain, brass corner caps, a linen speaker baffle and metal knobs that click. It reads as an object someone built, because the details are the ones a 1950s cabinet actually had.
The screen is genuinely curved
Convex glass, bowed at the edges the way a picture tube was. It's the single detail that separates "vintage" from "vintage-themed," and it's the one almost nobody else bothers with.
And it's a full Roku TV
Netflix, Prime, Disney+, YouTube, Spotify, the lot. Works with Apple AirPlay, Apple Home, Alexa and Google Home. One remote, in the box, batteries included.
Out of the box to first episode in five minutes.
Plug it into any outlet
No wall mount, no soundbar, no separate box to hide. It sits on a shelf, a sideboard or a desk and runs off a standard plug.
Sign in to your apps
Connect to wifi and log into whatever you already pay for. There's no subscription to us and nothing extra to buy.
Turn the overheads off
This is the part people don't expect. In a dark room it stops being a screen and becomes the warmest light in the house.
Why not just buy a small smart TV?
You could. Here's honestly what you'd be giving up, and what you'd be getting.
| Vintage Mini TV | Regular small TV | Plastic "retro" box | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Looks good switched off | Yes | No | Not up close |
| Real wood cabinet | Yes | No | Printed plastic |
| Genuinely curved screen | Yes | Flat | Flat |
| Streams Netflix, Prime, Disney+ | Yes | Yes | Usually not |
| AirPlay, Alexa & Google Home | Yes | Usually | No |
| HDMI for consoles & Raspberry Pi | Yes | Yes | Rarely |
| Fits on a bookshelf | Yes | No | Yes |
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The best light in the room
A modern TV floods a dark room with cold blue. This one throws warm light across wood, closer to a lamp than a screen.
Put it on a shelf and leave something slow playing. It does more for a room at night than most lamps do.
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There's an HDMI port on the back
Which means it isn't only a streaming box. Plug in a Raspberry Pi, an SNES, a Dreamcast, a mini PC or a laptop and it becomes a display.
An emulator running on a curved screen in a wood cabinet is about as close to the real thing as you can get without hunting down a CRT and a voltage converter.
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Everything you need. Nothing you have to source separately.
Specifications
Questions people ask first
Is this a real, working TV?
Yes. It runs effortless with access to over 500 streaming channels — Netflix, Prime Video, Disney+, YouTube, Spotify and the rest. It also works with Apple AirPlay, Apple Home, Alexa and Google Home. The voice remote is included.
How big is it, really?
The screen measures [10]" corner to corner and the whole cabinet is [W x H x D]. It's sized for a bookshelf, a sideboard or a desk — not for a living room wall. Most people are surprised it's smaller than they pictured, in a good way.
Is the screen actually curved, or is it a curved bezel?
The glass in front of the panel is genuinely convex, bowed out at the edges the way a picture tube was. It's the detail that makes it read as old rather than retro-styled, and it's the reason it photographs the way it does.
Can I plug in my own console or Raspberry Pi?
Yes. There's an HDMI input on the back. Retro consoles, a Raspberry Pi, a mini PC, a laptop or a games console all work. You can use it purely as a display and ignore the streaming side entirely.
Why are Walnut and Oak sold out?
We run limited quantities of each finish. Cherry is in stock and ships now. Walnut and Oak return when the next run lands — enter your email at the bottom of this page and we'll tell you when.
How long does shipping take?
Orders ship within [1–2] business days. Delivery is typically [X–X] days in Canada and the US, and [X–X] days internationally. Tracking is emailed as soon as it leaves.
What if I don't like it?
Send it back within 30 days for a full refund. Keep the foam packaging and it's a five-minute job. We'd rather you return it than keep something you don't love.
Does it come with a warranty?
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